Europe according to penis size
YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL
It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe
how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR!
You punish yourself for being yourself.
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
so i was at anime club last week and they said “we’re gonna watch hetalia the next time we meet” and i was like “haha weeaboos” and then i had to stop and think about where i was
current mood: oprah running on hot coals